Cookie Policy
Last crumbled: 29 March 2025
The Cookie Crisis of 2025
It is with deep regret that we must inform you of the Great Cookie Famine of 2025. Our supplies are critically low. Please bring your own cookies when visiting our website. Your contribution will not be forgotten.
1. Our Cookie Philosophy
Here at Make Time Ltd, everyone is a passionate cookie enthusiast. From chocolate chip to oatmeal raisin, we believe in the power of cookies to fuel innovation and partnership. Our Chief Happiness Officer, Django McCuddles, is particularly fond of peanut butter cookies and has been known to perform extra tricks for anyone who brings them to meetings.
2. The Current Cookie Situation
Unfortunately, we find ourselves in the midst of the Great Cookie Famine of 2025. Global shortages of chocolate chips, a mysterious disappearance of all butter from our office refrigerator, and the sudden retirement of our cookie supplier have created the perfect storm of cookie scarcity.
As a result, we kindly request that all visitors bring their own cookies when interacting with our website. This can be accomplished by:
- Placing a cookie on top of your mouse or trackpad while browsing
- Holding a cookie in your non-dominant hand throughout your visit
- Simply eating a cookie while viewing our content (our preferred method)
3. Cookie Donation Program
For those with surplus cookies, we have established a Cookie Donation Program. Excess cookies can be sent to our Head Office and Kitty Cafe, where they will be fairly distributed among staff members according to our strict cookie hierarchy:
- Django McCuddles (Chief Happiness Officer)
- Henrietta Pussycat (Senior Nap Consultant)
- Actual human employees (in order of cookie enthusiasm)
4. Cookie Alternatives
If you are unable to provide actual cookies, we reluctantly accept the following substitutes:
- Biscuits (though our British colleagues insist these ARE cookies)
- Brownies (in emergency situations only)
- Drawings of cookies (must include at least 7 chocolate chips)
- The promise to bring cookies "next time" (limited to 3 uses per visitor)
Cookie Emergency Hotline
If you find yourself in a cookie emergency while browsing our site (sudden cookie cravings, cookie-related existential crisis, etc.), please contact our Cookie Support Team at:
cookies@maketime.ie
Response times may vary based on current cookie inventory levels.
5. Actual Cookie Policy Information
In all seriousness, our website currently does not use cookies or similar tracking technologies.
If we decide to implement cookies in the future, we will update this policy to provide:
- Information about the types of cookies we use
- How these cookies are used
- Options for managing or disabling cookies
We are committed to transparency and will ensure any future use of cookies complies with relevant data protection regulations, including the General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR) and the ePrivacy Directive.
6. Contact Us
If you have any questions about our Cookie Policy (either the humorous or the actual one), please contact us at:
Email: hello@maketime.ie
Address: 11 St Fintan's Crescent, Sutton, Dublin 13, Ireland