Terms & Conditions*
*Not actually legally binding, but we'd appreciate if you played along
Last Updated: 29 March 2025
The Important Bit
By visiting this website, you have automatically agreed to pet the corporate kitty, walk the corporate dog, and give him treats. No exceptions. These are our terms, and we're sticking to them.
1. The Corporate Kitty Clause
Our office kitty, Henrietta Pussycat, requires exactly 3.5 pets per visitor. Not 3, not 4, but precisely 3.5. How do you give half a pet, you ask? That's for you to figure out. We suggest starting with 3 full pets and then a gentle boop on the nose.
2. The Corporate Dog Agreement
Django McCuddles, our Chief Happiness Officer (CHO), requires a minimum 10-minute walk around the block per website visitor. Please wear appropriate footwear when you arrive. Django prefers a brisk pace with occasional stops to sniff interesting lamp posts.
3. The Treat Provision
All visitors must provide one (1) treat to Django McCuddles. Acceptable treats include:
- Organic, grain-free biscuits
- Dehydrated sweet potato chews
- Cheese (in moderation)
- Your undivided attention for 5 minutes
Please note that Django has a sophisticated palate and may judge you silently based on your treat selection.
4. Exceptions to These Terms
There are no exceptions. Even if you're allergic to cats, Henrietta Pussycat still expects her pets. Even if you're afraid of dogs, Django still needs his walk. These are non-negotiable terms.
However, in extreme circumstances, you may substitute pet duties with one of the following:
- Singing "Who Let the Dogs Out" in our office lobby
- Drawing a portrait of Henrietta Pussycat (artistic talent not required, effort is what counts)
- Telling Django he's a "good boy" at least 27 times in different intonations
5. Actual Legal Stuff
In all seriousness, this website is provided "as is" without any representations or warranties. Make Time Ltd makes no representations or warranties relating to this website or the information and materials provided on this website.
6. Contact Us
If you have any questions about these terms, please contact us at:
Email: hello@maketime.ie
Address: 11 St Fintan's Crescent, Sutton, Dublin 13, Ireland
Henrietta Pussycat and Django can also be reached at this address, though they rarely respond to emails.